Pirate Email

AI written like a pirate, Arrrrg.

Subject: Ahoy Mateys! Batten Down the Hatches for the 2023 CVSA International Roadcheck – May 16-18

Ahoy there, ye loyal shipmate of [Your Insurance Agency Name]! This be your trusty insurance agency lettin’ ye know ’bout the upcomin’ Commercial Vehicle Safety Alliance (CVSA) annual International Roadcheck. Aye, this crucial event be set for May 16-18, 2023, and we be wantin’ to help ye prepare for the inspections that be loomin’ on the horizon.

The International Roadcheck be the largest targeted enforcement program on commercial motor vehicles in all the seven seas. Arr, nearly 15 trucks or buses be inspected every minute ‘cross North America durin’ the 72-hour period. In 2022, 59,026 inspections were conducted, and 12,456 commercial motor vehicles and 3,714 commercial motor vehicle drivers found themselves out of service.

Here be a brief overview of the different inspection levels, me hearties:

Level I Inspections – A comprehensive 37-step process, checkin’ the driver’s operatin’ credentials, requirements, and the vehicle’s seaworthiness and regulatory compliance.
Level II Inspections – A review of the driver’s operatin’ credentials and requirements, includin’ only vehicle inspection items that can be inspected without crawlin’ under the vehicle.
Level III Inspections – A look at the driver’s credentials and operatin’ requirements.
Level V Inspections – A thorough inspection of vehicle items that can be conducted without a driver present, at any location.

To help ye and yer crew prepare for the International Roadcheck, we recommend the followin’, me hearties:

Go through yer maintenance records and ensure yer vessels be in shipshape condition.
Check that all required paperwork and permits be up to date.
Review safety procedures and protocols with yer crew.
Encourage sailors to perform thorough pre-trip inspections.

By takin’ these proactive steps, ye can significantly reduce the likelihood of yer vessels or drivers bein’ placed out of service durin’ the International Roadcheck. Our crew at [Your Insurance Agency Name] be committed to helpin’ ye maintain a safe and compliant operation, so don’t ye hesitate to make contact if ye have any questions or concerns.

Fair winds and smooth sailin’ during the International Roadcheck, me hearties!

Yours in plunderin’ and adventure,

Brandon Minert

United Commercial Insurance, LLC